Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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