IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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