last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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