I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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