so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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