Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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