i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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