I love black thongs
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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