I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
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