im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
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