Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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