they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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