fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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