your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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