she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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