do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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