Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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