we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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