Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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