: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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