i just wanna soil my oats bro
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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