dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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