Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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