I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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