I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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