Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
false alarm, still single
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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