i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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