OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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