Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
My day in three words: secret purse cake
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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