Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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