Can i not drive my cunt home
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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