I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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