hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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