Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
