question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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