Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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