Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Randomize
