Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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