Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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