Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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