Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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