he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Randomize
