do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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