Ambien. No doubt about it.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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