i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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