It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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