is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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