they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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