Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
