But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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