the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
