I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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